Thursday 31 October 2013

Review: Single Woman Seeks Revenge

Single Woman Seeks Revenge: Another Very Funny Romantic Novel
Synopsis

Suzie Miller, a disillusioned agony aunt, can't believe she's been dumped from a great height yet again (this time by text, straight after they've had sex... twice!). So she decides the time is right to make every one of her exes feel the pain she felt when they carelessly cast her aside. 

Her methods are unusual but humiliation on a grand scale is no less than they deserve. 

Euphoric that she's finally stood up for herself she starts suggesting outrageous ways for her readers to deal with their relationship nightmares too. Suddenly everyone wants Suzie's advice. Finally content with being single and enjoying her blossoming career it seems as though happiness is within her grasp. That is until a man gets in the way. 


Review 
The moment a boyfriend break up with you over the phone can be humiliating, soul-crashing and can as a result cause sudden anger that creeps upon you as you simmer and think of what an lousy creep he is really is.  Single Woman Seeks Revenge is a guide on how to exact revenge on your devious, idiot of an ex-boyfriend. 

The book centers around Suzie, an agony aunt who in the past has been treated badly by various ex boyfriends. She decides get exact revenge on all her exes with help from her Drew and in the process she gets closure and clarity.

This is is a melodramatic exploration of a very angry woman seeking to punish the horrible men in her life. This book doesn't try too hard with forced jokes and overly thought-out moments, it is an easy read with great characters and funny mements.  Tracy Bloom is the type of author who can keep you entertainment page after page after page. There is no single page wasted with every conversation bursting with humor.

Wednesday 30 October 2013

It Would be Wrong to Steal My Sister's Boyfriend (Wouldn't It?)


Synopsis

It Would be Wrong to Steal My Sister's Boyfriend (Wouldn't It?):  A Wicked Romance
Ellie’s younger sister Rose has it all. She’s beautiful, stylish and dates gorgeous, glamorous millionaires, while Ellie is quite happy watching TV on the sofa with her old mate Ben. But when Rose brings her new boyfriend home, it’s lust at first sight for Ellie. 

And although she knows it’s wrong, everything changes: she’ll do whatever it takes to get Oliver, even if it means abandoning her principles and turning a deaf ear to her friends. After all, would it be so wrong to take up running, put some highlights in her hair and make herself look a tiny, little bit more like Rose? But as Ellie follows in her sister’s stiletto-heeled footsteps, she realises that finding love could mean losing the most important thing in the world. 

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Saturday 26 October 2013

Fiction is Not "f*cking waste of time"

The Princess Diaries
Noel Gallagher recently proclaimed to the world that in his opinion reading fiction is a "f*cking waste of time". I've never been a fan of Oasis well apart from a one night out where it seemed important to learn the lyrics to Wonder-wall as social pressure mounted upon my naive bones. I find their music overrated and oversubscribed (there I said), now the stoning by Oasis fans can begin.

Anyway for those like me who find Noel Gallagher asinine, mundane and lacking in common sense, you might agree with me that his opinions are silly and to demonstrate this, I've listed three good reasons why reading fiction is not "f*cking waste of time".



  1.  Fiction teaches you about Sex. I'm not saying that you can't learn about sex in non-fiction I'm saying you learn about healthy relationships, dysfunctional and sexual relationships. You learn that sex is a normal part of life if you don’t take Fifty Shades of Grey as a bible for sexual relationships.
  2. Without fiction I wouldn't be able to fall in love over and over again. The first book boy I feel in love with happened to be Michael from the Princess Diaries; he was charming and very sexy. Then Darcy came along and then I had a brief interlude with David Copperfield and so on and so forth. 
  3. Fiction is real life glossed over, many authors take aspects of their lives and fictionalize them, for example Marian Keyes's depression influenced Watermelon.

Yours Truly Review

Yours TrulySynopsis

Newly engaged Natalie Butterworth is an easy-going girl. She'll do anything for a quiet life and if telling a few teensy white lies keeps her friends and family happy, then so what? 

It's not like they'll ever discover what she's really thinking ... Until one night, thanks to a pub hypnotist, Natalie's most private thoughts begin to bubble up and pop out of her mouth. Things get very messy indeed, especially when some sticky home truths offend her fiancĂ©. 

Natalie must track down the hypnotist before her wedding is officially cancelled. So along with bad influence bestie Meg, Natalie finds herself in the Yorkshire Parish of Little Trooley – a small village bursting with big secrets, nosy old folk and intriguing Wellington-wearing men.

 When the girls get stuck in the village with no means of escape and no way to break the hypnotist's spell, Natalie is forced to face the truths she has been avoiding her whole life ...

Review

I've had this book on my Kindle for a while now, having started it a few months ago and then stopped reading it because at that time I had read too many Chick lit novels and my brain had become clogged up with frilly women, baby bumps and incessant shopping. So I made the conscience decision to stop reading this book and come back to it without the clogged up brain cells. Fast forward a few months later whilst I scrolling through my Kindle, I rediscovered it. From the onset I was captured by Natalie’s humor her and inability to say no. 

When I read the synopsis initially I thought this might not be my type of book as I'm not keen on magic. I stopped reading books about magic when I was fourteen. However I was sold on the fact the hypnotic would somehow turn Natalie into a blubber mouth and there is nothing I love more than a woman with foot in mouth disease. 

Yours Truly is a funny read, it is surprisingly uplifting and ultimately one of my favorite reads this month.   It well written, well plotted and kept me entertained. I'm kicking myself as to why I didn't finish it a long time ago when I started. Although the ending did too rushed and not entirely convincing, it is a wonderful debut with humorous moments and fantastic dialogue.

Saturday 19 October 2013

Celebrity Autobiographies

AutobiographyIt's no secret I hate biographies.  I walked into my local book store today and the first thing I see: Celebrity Autobiographies. Everywhere I turned, another celebrity faced popped up with wax smiles, botoxed faces and insipid life stories.   

Every year we are plagued by them from wannabe pop stars to reality television stars.   They are badly written, self imposing and void of humor. My question therefore is: why do Celebrities feel the need to publicize their private lives? Surely if I cared enough I would be able to find this information on Wikipedia or Dailymail. 

This week Morrissey published his Autobiography, a "penguin classic" that has gripped the world. I decided not to purchase the Autobiography because I couldn't care less about Morrissey- sorry Morrissey fans. He might be a genius but by God he's tedious.  He is outspoken outlandish comment remind me of a child in an expensive pram playing with his golden dummy whilst complaining that his shoes aren't made of the finest silk.  He's a musician and can therefore be given a pass for selfish navel gazing however I still think he's the most tedious man in England. He's made me hate celebrity autobiographies even more. 

"Morrissey is like that annoying girl who finds out you’re a vegetarian and is all like “oh but you should be a vegan”. And when she finds out your a vegan, she’s all like “but are you a raw vegan? organic? huh?"

Saturday 12 October 2013

Conditional Love

Conditional Love
Synopsis

Sophie dreams of building her own grand design, she just hasn’t got round to it yet... 

Meet Sophie Stone, a thirty-something serial procrastinator. Tesco knickers, Take That and tea with two sugars is about as exciting as it gets. Sophie’s life is safe and predictable, which is just the way she likes it, thank you very much. 

But when her boyfriend dumps her on Valentine’s Day and a mysterious benefactor leaves her an inheritance, even Sophie has to accept that change is afoot. There is a catch: in order to inherit, Sophie must agree to meet the father she has never seen. 

Not a fan of surprises, Sophie would rather not; why not let sleeping dads lie? Besides, her mother would kill her. 

With interference from an evil boss, bickering flat mates, warring parents and a sexy ex-boyfriend, Sophie has plenty to contend with without an architect who puts his foot in it every time he opens his mouth. 

But it soon becomes clear that she will have to face the past and learn some uncomfortable home truths before she can finally build a future on her own terms.

Wednesday 9 October 2013

Author Interview...Jon Rance

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I'm a huge fan of Jon Rance,  This Thirtysomething Life is a superb insight into the male brain.  His latest book Happy Endings is published on Paperback this Thursday and I'm delighted that he's answered a few questions for HerBooklist. 




What inspired you to write Happy Endings?

It might sound a bit clichĂ©, but life. After university, I think a lot of us go through similar experiences. It can be tricky and some of us end up in the wrong career, the right relationship, the right career or the wrong relationship. Some of us go travelling, follow our dreams, find new ones and some of us lose things we might never get back. The only thing you can guarantee is that it’s going to be messy and it definitely is for the characters in the book. I’ve also always been interested in the theme of happiness. It’s something that’s universal to us all; the search for whatever it is in life that makes us happy. I also really wanted to write an ensemble piece and so when I started thinking about the two, it all came together.

How would you best describe Happy Ending?

Happy Endings is comedy drama about four people, two couples, searching for their own version of a happy ending in modern day London. It’s told uniquely from all of their perspectives in alternating chapters, so you get to hear the story from four different perspectives. Kate just wants to go travelling before she reaches the big three-O, while her long-term boyfriend Ed wants to settle down. Jack wants to be a published author for many reasons, but mainly to save his relationship with fiancĂ©e Emma. Emma wants to be an actress more than anything in the world, or at least that’s what she thinks. Its six months that’s going to change all their lives forever.

It’s also a story about our past and how a lot of our happiness comes from our parents and our childhood. All the characters have cathartic moments and have to come face to face with issues from their past before they can move on and I hope people will be able to relate to at least one of the characters in the book.

Happy Endings is a book for both sexes and I think I’ve created interesting and unique characters, all of whom are going through something big and emotional but in a very real and hopefully entertaining way. It’s been compared by a few people to old TV show Cold Feet. If you’re old enough to remember that, I think it’s a very flattering comparison.

How difficult is it to come up with the title of a book? Do you have the title of the book in mind before you start writing?

I usually do have the title before I start writing a book. I think it helps bring the whole thing together. To be honest, and I don’t want to sound at all conceited about it, but I’ve always found it quite easy coming up with titles. Whether they’re good or not I couldn’t say, but so far my agent and publisher haven’t tried to change any of them. Let’s hope it continues.

I do think that titles are incredibly important, especially nowadays, and so I do feel a pressure to get it right. A great title has to be true to the book and should give us the basic premise of the novel. Along with the cover, it’s the first advertising tool the book has and one of the most important. If you look at a book like One Day by David Nicholls for example, the title says everything about the book.

Who do you have in mind when writing? Did you have a specific age group in mind when writing this book?

Again, this might sound a tad clichĂ©, but I don’t write for anyone except me. When I sit down to write or plan a book, the only thing I’m thinking about is creating a novel that I’d want to read. I think it’s so important as a writer to really tap into your own inner reviewer. I generally read my manuscript probably about twenty to thirty times after the first draft and so I have to love it. If other people do too, great, but mainly I’m writing for me. To answer the second part of the question, I’m thirty-eight years old. This is my age group, although hopefully my books can be enjoyed by any age from teenagers to people in their Seventies and beyond.

Are there any occupational hazards to being a novelist?

You get rejected a lot. I mean A LOT. I had years of rejection letters before my BIG break, but then guess what happens? After you get published and think of yourself as a big shot, who is destined for greatness, guess what happens? Yes, that’s right, you get reviews. You get a lot of reviews and some are lovely and some are not. Some are downright rude and offensive. If you want to be a writer, you’ll need a thick skin and a healthy enjoyment of hearing the word, ‘No.’ As soon as your work is out there you’re a target and so you have to get used to that. I also have a bad back.

Do you recall how your interest in writing originated?

From reading. When I was a kid, I always had my head in a book. I’ve always loved reading and as I got older, I started writing and fell in love with that too. I think when you’re a writer you just have to do it. I write every single day and not because I need to or have to force myself, but because it’s just something I have to do. It’s a compulsion. I love it.

Do you have any advice for aspiring authors?

  1. Write something every single day. Writing is a skill and most authors have a certain amount of natural ability, but writing is still a skill that needs to be worked on and crafted over. Think of it as a muscle. The longer you go without working it out the weaker it gets.
  2. Read every book you can in your genre and don’t just read them for fun, but analyse them. Look at the structure, the characters, the plot, the style, everything and learn as much as you can. There’s a reason why books get published. They have to have something a little bit different or special. Read those books and figure out what made them stand out.
  3. If you’re going to self-publish, get it proofread by a professional. I didn’t and I really wish I had. When Hodder got This Thirtysomething Life proofread I was gobsmacked and embarrassed. I have a degree in English Literature, but the number of mistakes was appalling. Pay the money and get it proofread properly. Also get a decent cover. Covers sell books.
  4. Less is always more. First time writers tend to go a bit crazy. They start typing away without really thinking about what is needed and what isn’t. A good rule of thumb is to finish the first draft and then cut 10% of the book. I always cut at least that and usually more. 
  5.  Title. Main characters. Motivation. Ending. These are all things I know before I start a book. For some reason I need to have a title. It helps bring the idea together. I need to know the main characters and what their motivations are. What is going to make this book worth reading? I also need to know the ending. Not in great detail, but having an idea where the book is going is essential. Everything else I can work out during the writing process

Happy EndingsThis Thirtysomething Life


Monday 7 October 2013

Teen Scene

I blame Paul Jennings's Tongue-Tied.

One day in Year 7 my brother brought a book home; Tongue-Tied. He bragged for hours as he does about everything in life that Paul Jennings was the best writer in the world. I disagreed as I do about most things he says. I said Jacqueline Wilson was by far the best author in the entire world and to prove that I was right I set about reading both authors and in the process I fell in love with reading. I carried on reading and discovered Malorie Blackman, Melvin Burgess, Anthony Harowitz and Meg Cabot were all brilliant, imaginative authors who told stories which were sensitive, truthful and compelling. 

Tongue Tied 


A strange and startling new collection from this great teller of fantastic tales. Just a taste - Jason keeps his dead mother's hat as a memento and is fiercely possessive of it, taking it with him to the wildlife sanctuary where his father lives. His father gives him a gruelling task that results in a terrible choice - the hat will save a life and reveal an astonishing truth.

 In another story, there's a court case to determine the fate of Sandy, the family's smelly dog, and an old man gives new meaning to "speaking through your bottom". 

Then, when is kissing not kissing? The distinction gets blurred for Jeremy after he buys the love of his life a guppy for her birthday.




Vicky Angel

Vicky Angel
Jade and Vicky are best friends, but when Vicky is killed in an accident she doesn't let a little old thing like being dead interfere with her life. Instead, she continues as normal, following Jade around, telling her what to do, how to think, how to behave and ruining any chance Jade may have to make new friends. 

Eventually Jade tires of it all, and although she still loves Vicky deeply, she realises she has to get on with her own life.





Noughts and Crosses
Noughts & Crosses: Book 1 (Noughts And Crosses)

Sephy and Callum have been best friends since childhood, and now they are older and they realise they want more from each other. But the harsh realities of lives lived in a segregated society are beginning to take their toll: Callum is a nought--a second-class citizen in a world dominated by the Crosses--and Sephy is a Cross, and the daughter of one of the most powerful men in the country. 

The barriers they would have to cross to be together at first seem little more than minor obstacles to the two idealistic teenagers, but soon those barriers threaten not only their friendship but their lives.


Point Blank 

Point Blanc (Alex Rider)
Investigations into the "accidental" deaths of two of the world's most powerful men have revealed just one link: both had a son attending Point Blanc Academy — an exclusive school for rebellious rich kids, run by the sinister Dr Grief and set high on an isolated mountain peak in the French Alps. Armed only with a false ID and a new collection of brilliantly disguised gadgets, Alex must infiltrate the academy as a pupil and establish the truth about what is really happening there.







Doing It


Doing It (Unabridged)
Dino really fancies fit, sexy Jackie, but she just won't give him what he wants. Jonathan likes Deborah, but she's a bit fat - what will his mates say? Ben's been secretly shagging his teacher for ages. He used to love it, but what if he wants it to stop? Three lads discovering sex for the first time. But do any of them really know what they're doing?










The Princess Diaries 

The Princess DiariesIt's nearly Mia's ffiteenth birthday. A time when a princess should be looking forward to total self-actualization. 

And getting ready for the biggest night of her life - the senior prom, escorted by her ultra-hottie boyfriend, Michael. But nothing's going according to plan. It's bad enough that Mia's facing a summer of sceptre-wielding in Genovia. Even worse is the fact that the man of her dreams has neglected to invite her to the prom at all. Hello, what exactly is going ON there? Just as Mia cooks up a plan to change Michael's mind, disaster strikes. 

The kind of disaster that only a mirale can overcome. A miracle called Grandmere...

Sunday 6 October 2013

You, Me and Him

You, Me and Him
Synopsis

Josie and Finn are happily married, with promising careers, and a gorgeous young son, George. But despite their apparently enviable lives, George's hyperactivity disorder means the days aren't always easy. 

Josie’s best friend Justin has always been there for her, and when she finds out she's pregnant again she turns to him for support. She loves George, but it's just such hard work, especially as Josie takes much of the strain. 

Finn is suspicious. What does Justin want in return for his help? And just how close are they really? 

Thursday 3 October 2013

Izzy's Cold Feet

Izzy's Cold Feet
Synopsis

One bride to be, three ex-boyfriends.

Izzy is engaged to Greg, who is everything a girl could want.

The trouble is – all she can think about is the men she loved before she met him: sexy Ewan, the first love of her life; dependable Jason, who loved her more than she deserved; and irresistible Dexter, who broke her heart...

Then there's the fact that her sister has been missing since Izzy was twelve. After such a traumatic childhood, all Izzy wants is a normal, happy, settled life, but love is never simple. 

In the week leading up to her wedding day, Izzy is forced to ask herself who she loves the most. And, given the choice, who would she want to spend her life with?

Wednesday 2 October 2013

What Would Oprah Do?

What Would Oprah Do
Synopsis

Cate Sanders is a 32-year-old woman living on her own in Atlanta, who’s at a crossroads. After being laid off from her corporate job, she’s determined to find a new career path. To help guide her, she looks to the woman she admires most, Oprah Winfrey. At every new phase she writes a letter to Oprah, knowing in all probability her hero won’t be reading them, but finds hope and inspiration from imagining what Oprah’s words of wisdom would be. 

With Amelia Bedelia tendencies and a Chelsea Handler attitude, Cate’s mishaps provide humor, while her relationships give the story depth. Throughout her amusing and heartwarming trials, she searches for the answer to one question. Can she find her purpose in life by pursuing her passion?